Er du autist? - The Tism Test

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🎮Question 01

The boys are finally online. What's the move?

Whatever everyone else wants, I'm easy 🤷 I suggest a game but flex if they want something else 🎯 I've been waiting all day to play ONE specific game and if they pick something else I'll join but won't enjoy it 😤 Already solo queueing ranked. They can spectate 👑

🚌Question 02

Flashback to russ. What was your actual role on the bus?

Just vibing, talking to everyone, living my best life 🎉 I handled the aux because nobody else had taste 🎵 I ran the budget spreadsheet and logistics. Someone had to 📊 I designed the bus wrap, built the speaker system, and had a Gantt chart for russeknuter 🔧

🧠Question 03

You discover a new interest. Be honest.

Check it out casually, maybe watch a YouTube video 📱 Spend the evening going down a rabbit hole, then move on 🐇 It's 4 AM, I've read the entire subreddit and I'm correcting people in the comments 🌙 I'm building a spreadsheet/app/wiki about it. This is my life for the next 3 weeks 💀

🍕Question 04

Friday night. The group chat is deciding where to eat. You...

Down for anything, surprise me 🎲 I have a preference but I'll compromise 🤝 I always go to the same 2-3 places because I know exactly what to order there 🔄 New restaurant? I need to check the menu online first. If it's not on Google Maps with 4+ stars I'm not going 🔍

🎧Question 05

Your relationship with noise-cancelling headphones:

I have some, use them on flights I guess 🛫 I wear them daily, music just hits better 🎶 I wear them without music. The silence is the point 🤫 I own multiple pairs, have researched dB reduction specs, and feel physical distress when I forget them 🆘

📅Question 06

Plans change last minute. Someone cancels and now the whole evening is different.

All good, we'll figure something out 🏄 A bit annoyed but I adapt quickly 😅 I need like 30 minutes to mentally recalibrate. Don't talk to me yet 🔄 My evening is destroyed. I had mentally rehearsed the exact sequence of events. I'm going home 🚪

💬Question 07

Someone at a party asks "so what do you do?" You:

Normal answer, then ask them back. Easy conversation 🗣️ Give a short answer, then steer it to something more interesting 🎯 Accidentally go way too deep into a niche topic and watch their eyes glaze over 👁️ I'm not at the party. Or if I am, I'm in the corner explaining crypto/keyboards/trains to someone who made the mistake of asking 🧱

🛒Question 08

Grocery shopping. Your approach:

Walk in, grab what looks good, figure it out at home 🛍️ Quick mental list, in and out, efficient enough 📝 Same route through the store every time. If they rearrange the shelves I get irrationally upset 😠 I have a list sorted by aisle order and I track prices per kilo across Rema, Kiwi, and Meny in a spreadsheet 📊

🏠Question 09

You get home after socializing for hours. What's the recovery protocol?

Recovery? I could keep going honestly 🔋 Chill on the couch for a bit, watch something, normal evening 📺 Headphones on, lights off, don't touch me for at least an hour. My social battery is at 0% 🪫 I decompress by doing my Comfort Activity in complete silence for 2-3 hours while mentally replaying every conversation I had to check if I was weird 🔁

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⚠️ This is satire. Zero scientific validity. If you genuinely think you might be on the spectrum, talk to a real professional (fastlege → DPS). Not a quiz made by an AI while your boy was procrastinating.